adventures in the city

1. my grandma is festive
2. andrea and i are cute
3. omg lol first subway riiiide! (aunt and uncle)
4. perf.

quotes from my grandma:

"you think a guy wants to feel BONES when he hugs you? no. he wants to feel flesh."
"i need to get my chins taken out...a tummy tuck...i wanna get my ass lifted."

crazy christmas lights

cousins cousins

mmm grandma fingers and italian meats

sister cousin mk : )

stepmonsterrr

yeahhh

boyfriend:	i love your ass
boyfriend:	i am not kidding
boyfriend:	at all

mkizzle <3

the veroliday

me and the kittehhh
sisters in lipstick
me in a moose hat
babies and babies
LIZZY and rufus.

kittehh

my mom just came into my room and plopped a kitten (kitteh) on me! she's little and black and white and sooo shy. i love her.

don't get too excited...we're just babysitting it for a night but STILL.

winty break

i'm home in my bed : )

i look kinda like this...

but not really at all.

charlotte and i just made the cutest tshirts ever. lizzle got a pretty dress, ry broke his camera (but is getting a new one!), and ren has a new puppy. my dana comes home tomorrow!

i think i'll wrap some presentss

uh ohh

my lips are addicted to chapstick.

ryley

ashley olsen or ryan reineck? you decide.

black skinnies: check.
flannel shirt: check.
blazer: check. (although ry is more prone to wearing a hoodie...)
sunglasses: check. phone in hand: check.
some awk accessory: check.
steven alan tote: check.
coming out of barney's: check.
and knee-high platform boots are close enough to vans right?

hefetus (1:49:36 AM): ithat mk face unison

hefetus (1:49:38 AM): was ridiculous

<3 hours spent in butler:
saturday: 10 am to 2 am
sunday: 2 pm to... 4:30 am
hate my life.

three more days.

WOW

so if finals weren't stressful enough, MK goes and dyes her hair blonde. i'll need some time to digest this.

(more photos at perezhilton.com)

late nights in butler...

mk is lid ti.

cute pictures to make you love your life <3

i'm in love.

xoxo

blogging in butler

7:55 pm
85th reason why i hate columbia:

fucking CAROLERS singing godawful christmas songs outside the library. DUBS. sounds like dying mammals all over south lawn.


9:12 pm
nils just shared mango gummies with our whole table at butler...and we all giggled.


9:35 pm
a woman just came up and offered us FRESHLY BAKED COOKIES.

12:03 am
people in santa hats just walked through and gave everyone stressballs and candy and said "good luck on finals!" anil almost cried and lizzle is laughing. fucking love bacchanal.

1:34 am
sunil: tell her that she is my homegirl 4 eva
anil explains the term "ridonc-a-donc" to me: "oh! like a big booty!!"

1:40 am
"you're so fat." -lizzle to mk.

2:11 am
about to leave butler. to the boy who was sitting hext to lizzle, here's her phone number: : )

4:08 pm
back in but. there's an eight year old boy sitting across from me.

1:07 pm
back in but. again. there's an old man sitting next to me. 1. his phone ringer is ON and LOUD and it rang like three times between 10 and 1030, he answered it, and TALKED. RIGHT NEXT TO ME. 2. he keeps puffing his inhaler. 3. he decides to just take NAPS...NOT OKAY. 4. ill fitting sweater.

5:15 pm
ryan has an outburst. "GYNIE." everybody looks.

12:24 am
nils: wait can we just make "led" "lud" cause it sounds too much like "lid"
mk: no. "lud" sounds too much like "lod"
nils: "lad?"
mk: no.

happy birthday naisy!

happy birthday to my little half-brown kitty! <3 love your gutz baby

picture compliments of my AMAZING sister, deerdana.

weetzie wants a baby

on september 23, i saw a cat in a harness and i drew a picture of it in my moleskine.



today i saw a child on a leash.


i may or may not have seen a midget baby.

i also saw a crowd surrounding an old man peeling carrots in the middle of union square.

question of the day/week/month/year: what does a half-indian half-asian baby look like?

"somebody to love" from happy feet is now my top played song on itunes. raise your flippers.

last night: falling. dog in bag. panono's. pissed off at all mini van cabs forever.

ps utils <3

paris "naisycats" hilton

naisycats was recently spotted out and about cradling a long haired cat.

most dysfunctional post ever

new shoesies : )

ren snapped a picture of my new shoes checking out my blog...!

my shoes are a miracle, all thanks to the wonderful all powerful charmanda gods. i love you babies!!

tuesdays are good days

PABAR holiday portraits!
1. props
2. family: ryan as creepy uncle, alison as soccer mom, becky as the kid who gets picked on by creep uncle, philippa as pissy older sister, me as little kid who hasn't learned how to smile yet
3. uncooperative kids

also...i have two new best friends. :)

puppy puppy puppy poo

so i'm in the library just minding my own business when i get this:

lizzle: BIG NEWS

of course, being such a lizzle, she keeps me waiting for OVER A MINUTE. which is an eternity in online time. and then!

lizzle: my dog's sister is coming to the US to find a home!!!!

lizzle: her TWIN

remember the post about lizzle's new israeli cuddlemonster? well, she has a TWIN. and...

lizzle: IF THERES A FAMILY HERE WHO WANTS HER THEY WILL FLY HER ACROSS THE WORLD FOR YOU

mk: OMG

mk: OMG OMG

so i tried calling my mom and telling her that i'm going to surprise her with an israeli puppy for her birthday (which is today!) but she didn't answer. :(

lizzle: i need you to get her

lizzle: we could have them visit eachother

lizzle: we could be like parents who have shared visitation and meet at some fast food restaurant halfway between philly and dc with our babies

i quickly pointed out to lizzle that this was the story of my childhood. our meeting place was right here.

anyway.

mk: i think i have the urge to blog

lizzle: blog, lizzle, blog!!!!!!

the end. <3

nataliedee.com understands my life as a blogger:

two COMPLETELY unrelated issues:

1. this is how i feel right now:

just like MK in her little Zac Posen sparkly dress...complete with MK mermaid hair and such an MK face. fucking love it.

2. anil enjoyed a sloppy joe from john jay not too long ago:

pictures compliments of naisy. <3

happy december

i miss my baby. (and wawa.)

my sister is mentioned in this article about 2/3 of the way down. be obsessed with her like i am. <3

also, a new word was birthed today: led.
here's how it's used:
1: you ti?
2: hmm...
1: lod?
2: no...
1: lid?
2: no...
1: ...
2: LED.
it's for all those times when lid is too lid and lod is too lod. enjoy!

xo, MK

newest obsession

smooshy faces!!

A tigress became a surrogate mother to a littler of piglets after her premature tiger babies died shortly after birth.

happy birthday lizzle!

happy birthday to my sexy little dikdik. i love you baby!

behind the scenes at teen vogue

i love these.

also, naisy...i need your assistance for that post, i can't quite figure out how to forward picture messages. ;) i love you naisy.

chatroom with my browns:

naisycats149: let's go to roti roll later.

naisycats149: heehehehehe.

Babyjahlove: NO ROTI ROLL NO

hefetus: NO ROTI ROLL

naisycats149: what? why.

update on the catdog

so...turns out the cat didn't actually give birth to those little pups, she just sort of adopted them...which is still cute! and! the cat's name is Mimi.

ps nilio

roomie, boyfriend, lazy eye

<3